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I’m probably going to get some trouble from a few people for saying this, but I’m sorry it has to be said. This is exactly how I see local theater kids right now. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

partouse:

Starships

notesandhearts:
The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.
Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

Not kidding, I burst into tears after reading this. That is so heartbreaking and awful.

notesandhearts:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

Not kidding, I burst into tears after reading this. That is so heartbreaking and awful.

This is me.

OK seriously, I am so smitten with this guy. He’s completely ruined me for other men. I cannot love anyone less than Marshall Eriksen.

LET’S DO THIS

Mad respect to a man who will wear tails (line in bold red no less) with a pair of jeans.
You got style, Eddie. Exactly why I named my iPod shuffle after you.

Oh Chris(s). You’re killing me. Stop being so fun.

brooswithbenefits:

on the topic of bonus scenes for The Avengers [x]

This totally looks like the kind of crap I’d make. I want it.

shenaniganswillensue:

oliviamew:

made this more than two years ago!

Clark Gregg on twitter

Oh, Clark. I love you so hard.

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

Yep. That’s exactly how I do it.